I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Come share oat with me in your robe
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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