He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
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