I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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