Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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