There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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