Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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