He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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