i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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