I swear god or herbie drove my car home
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
why is half of my head shaved?
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