Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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