Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
You ruined the universe
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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