That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Randomize
