Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Randomize
