called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
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