So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Come see our sink grown plant.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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