do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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