I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
it was like his penis was on wheels.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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