I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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