She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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