You surviving the open bar?
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She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
she looked like the before picture.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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