dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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