yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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