is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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