Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
So many bounce houses so little time
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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