it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I can't turn off my feet"
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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