I wish life had little blips of pornography
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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