i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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