he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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