when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
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