end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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