as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Sext me about skeletons
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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