Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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