If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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