Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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