i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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