better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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