Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
