We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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