talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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