He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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