your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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