Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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