Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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