Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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