We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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