I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
