Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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