Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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