At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Slut skills are useful in every country.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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