Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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