talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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