ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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