he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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