why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
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