I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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