Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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