She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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