i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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