After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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