I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Randomize
